Paradise Grapevine Wine Key!
Works a lot better than a shoe! This essential tool has a good serrated blade, useful for clean foil cuts but also for opening boxes when you can't find your scissors and even as a screwdriver in dire times. The corkscrew is coated for easy twirling into the bottle and could go a long way for a funny Edward Scissorhands / Wolverine impression. Most importantly it comes in seven designer colours for maximum self expression.